GREG GUTFELD: That is the face of the Republican Occasion and the Democrats are scared

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Glad Wednesday, everybody, what an amazing present now we have tonight. I am so excited Jared Kushner has joined us this night. For those who look intently, you’ll be able to see the remorse beginning to take form on his face from him. And for some motive, we welcome again Mike Baker. Let’s hope he can full a sentence utilizing solely 50 “umms” and 24 groans. Mike Baker, once you want a coherent thought in 24 hours, do not name him.

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Yeah, all proper, so ever since Joe Biden’s speech from the innermost circle of hell, I have been pondering loads about the way forward for this nation. I’ve warned you of a horrible risk. And, no, not that he ate fiber earlier than boarding the curler coaster at Six Flags. It is the extreme-MAGA Republican who apparently quantity within the dozens or maybe hundreds of thousands. We actually by no means get a head depend on the risk. We’re not even certain they’ve heads.

However the vagueness of the risk definitely is handy, primarily as a result of it is onerous to depend one thing that does not actually exist. Not like, say, the persistent and violent crime we now expertise each single day throughout this nation. Oddly, none of that’s attributable to individuals in pink hats. Truth is, extreme-MAGA aren’t like sheep, you’ll be able to’t depend them to go to sleep, as a result of there’s actually not sufficient of them. And for a Democrat, it is best by no means to know the way really large the risk is, or it would really find yourself going away.

Truth is, Trump supporters are the brand new local weather change. We won’t quantify it, however we will let you know it is evil. However the worry tactic, it is efficient. Due to Joe and the media, we now have a Democratic majority in a ballot who believes that Trump supporters are a severe risk to democracy. Hell, they even acquired 25% of Republicans to agree. However let’s be sincere, these are the actually dumb ones. When these heard “25%” they thought, all proper, our greatest approval numbers ever. And naturally, you had the Democrats pushing the concept that violence is looming across the nook. This is Eric Swalwell, in between bouts of rampant farting and having intercourse with Chinese language spies, speaking concerning the coming wave of violent Republicans.

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REP. ERIC SWALWELL (D-Calif.): They’re so out of alignment with mainstream America the place they can not win nearly all of votes in elections, that they’re now extra snug with violence than voting as a result of that is their solely path to enacting their political agenda.

Bear in mind when that man ran for president? Yeah, neither can he, I believe he polled decrease than Kamala Harris, which is like saying you polled decrease than anal warts. No offense to individuals with anal warts, it is a frequent downside, Mike.

MIKE BAKER: It is nothing that ointment cannot clear up.

Tudor Dixon, Republican gubernatorial candidate for Michigan, speaks through the Conservative Political Motion Convention (CPAC).
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Yeah, it is true. So I made a decision to perform a little research about this MAGA risk. I do know, as a giant star, I should not have to do this. Nevertheless it was both that or naked knuckle boxing with Dagen McDowell and her workplace. Apart from, my intern was busy with my laundry. Kilmeade, is such a heavy bleeder. So since Joe and the media by no means ever title the precise threats, referring to it to be an amorphous, nameless blob like artifical local weather change or Pleasure Behar’s physique odor. I needed to see if I might put a reputation to this demon. Maybe it is one among these Republican candidates working for workplace. In spite of everything, all they ever discuss is pornography.

REPORTER: Are you able to outline what pornographic means for you when it comes to books in Okay-12 colleges?

TUDOR DIXON INTERVIEW: Do you want me to outline pornographic? I imply, I can if you would like me to. All proper, so there’s two bare individuals, and they’re appearing out a sexual act. So in a number of completely different sexual acts, would you like me to ship you some, so you’ll be able to see them? That might be advantageous, as a result of I really feel like it might be a bit of awkward.

I really like her. I actually love her. Why did she cease? Actually, I sort of want she saved going. I used to be simply moving into it. I used to be moments away from whipping out my bank card. Let’s have a look at Gretchen Whitmer match that sort of pillow speak. However then once more, perhaps not, the FBI may attempt to kidnap her once more. Oh, so yeah, it is kinky and all, however is it a risk to democracy? Except by democracy you imply my pants. Nevertheless, that is horrible, nevertheless, I believe I lastly discovered the risk to this nice republic.

REPUBLICANS BAFFLED THAT KETANJI BROWN JACKSON CAN’T SAY WHAT A WOMAN IS: ‘IT IS A SIMPLE QUESTION’

Her title is Linda Paulson. I am certain you agree. She is a monster. Hey Utah district twelve, you higher hear up proper right here, as a result of that is a brand new title on the poll for the state Senate this 12 months.

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All proper, she’s rapping and she or he’s lovable. And if she’s smoking any weed, it is undoubtedly medicinal. However rattling it, Linda, I’m wondering if you’re pro-religious freedom, pro-life and pro-police?

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Sure, she is aware of what a girl is. Fast, somebody introduces her to Ketanji Brown-Jackson.

Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson testifies during her Senate Judiciary Committee confirmation hearing.

Supreme Court docket nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson testifies throughout her Senate Judiciary Committee affirmation listening to.
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However no surprise she’s harmful, she thinks there’s two organic sexes. I hope the DOJ, the FBI and the IRS have her on their listing of ella and never for overusing the AARP low cost. As a result of I’m wondering if she loves this nation.

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So, Linda Paulson for Senate. Now, there’s an actual risk to democracy. She’s Joe McCarthy in drag, which in all probability means she’s an honest individual, a pleasant girl, and needs to be elected as a result of presently no one matches that description who works in DC You may name her the weird Hillary Clinton and I might vote for her, however I’ m not a citizen of Utah, and I am not allowed after that incident with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. That is the final time I inquire a couple of missionary place. Nonetheless, if that is the face of the Republican Occasion, no surprise the Dems are scared. A senior citizen who likes to rap. Hey, I believe I simply described Bret Baier.

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